cassie5squared

So I decided I needed a new LJ specifically for my PPC writings. Thus, I've spent the last two days reformatting and LJ-coding every mission and interlude I've published, reposted them on my new journal, and replaced all the old posts on this journal with link to the new one.

And here it is: c5s_ppc_agents, my PPC LJ. Feel free to friend it and make it feel welcome. :P

(Also, does anyone know how to get a master post that always appears at the top of the journal so I can handily whack all the links in there?)

This was inspired by a dream and an old chat with lady_rilwen, about the idea of Feanor taking his sons hiking in Valinor. It's just a little bit of cracky fun.

Fandom: Silmarillion
Genre: Crack
Disclaimer: The Silmarillion is Tolkien's, not mine.


"But Dad -"

"Oh, come on, Curufinwë, you can't be tired already, we've only been going four hours! And just look at what we've found!" Fëanor held up the bag he'd brought along, which had been slowly filling up with rather interestingly patterned rocks and gemstones. "When I was your age..."

The boys sighed as he launched into yet another tale of his childhood exploits. After a few moments, however, there were stifled giggles as Maitimo, who was standing out of their father's line of sight, began comically mimicking his every word and action.

"What's so funny?" Fëanor turned round and came face to face with his eldest son, whose expression was suddenly one of absolute innocence.

"Nothing, Father," he said earnestly, despite his brothers' desperate attempts to stop laughing. Feanor appeared to accept this explanation.

"All right. Come on then, just over the next hill there are some beautiful diamond mines..." The High Prince of the Noldor was deaf to his sons' complaints as they set off again.

"How did Macalaurë get out of this, anyway?" grumbled Tyelkormo quietly.

"Mother said he had to stay behind for being cheeky to Lord Tulkas in that song he performed yesterday, remember?" Maitimo replied over his shoulder.

They all considered this, then chorused, "Lucky."

This entry has been shifted to my new PPC journal c5s_ppc_agents. You can find the post here.

Bookymeme, ganked from chelonianmobile.

"The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed."
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them

( Lookit all mah books. )

Thirty out of 100. Not bad.

This entry has been shifted to my new PPC journal c5s_ppc_agents. You can find the post here.

*steals from lily_winterwood*

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

All comments will be permanently screened because it's a secret. Then repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get. Feel free to answer anonymously if you'd prefer.

Cross-posted to the PPC Board.

lycaenion and I discovered a particularly godawful pair of LOTR fics a few months ago, starring a rather obnoxiously overpowered Sue named Talana Tathdel, and decided to spork them. The first is being given the mission treatment, and may not be released for a while yet, depending on how we progress.

The second, however, we decided to MST instead, and just finished with. Therefore, as a slightly early Generic December Holiday present to all lovers of LOTR and sporkers of fanfiction, we're publishing it for you to (hopefully) get a few giggles out of.

And, to be completely honest, to stop ourselves from gutting it any further.

As an advertisement/warning/both, Here There Be Excessive Amounts of Gutter Humour, And Monty Python Jokes Aplenty.

Enjoy.

The Elven Captive: Slave of the Two Towers

This entry has been shifted to my new PPC journal c5s_ppc_agents. You can find the post here.

OMGOMGOMG.

After a fortnight or arguing with various computer sites/the bank/computer sites for the bank, I have finally managed to order, book and print off the tickets providing me with transport to the residence in which Pads and Ansela currently reside.

I get to spend Hallowe'en weekend with 'em. :D Oh, my liver is going to be complaining... it'll be so worth it though. XD

*squee*

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
cassie5squared goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Elphaba.
agentsara gives you 12 red-orange cola-flavoured wafers.
agenttrojie gives you 11 blue orange-flavoured gummy bats.
chelonianmobile gives you 14 purple cherry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
cofmanynames gives you 10 brown passionfruit-flavoured nuggets.
lady_rilwen tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
lycaenion gives you 13 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
oozaru_angel gives you 17 red raspberry-flavoured gumdrops.
sedri gives you 15 milky white lemon-flavoured gummy bats.
signed_up tricks you! You get a dead frog.
tea_fiend gives you 3 light orange coffee-flavoured jawbreakers.
cassie5squared ends up with 95 pieces of candy, a 3.5-inch floppy disc, and a dead frog.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

ETA: Whoops. Totally forgot to say I ganked this from oozaru_angel . *headdesk* Sorry, OA.